I do not care whether it's still October or not. I WILL go demanding candy from people.
Anyways have a nice day :>
tre- trick- no- wait….. - ….?
The door you knock on creeps open. Behind it, in the darkness… a slithering, squirming mass of tendrils, with an eyeball at the center- gazing straight through you. It hums a little, a tendril popping out from within the house, holding a… wet plastic bag.
Inside is a half-smoked cigarette, a piece of candy shaped like an eyeball, and a Pomeg berry… Cool..?
<p>Trick or Treat! </p><p>I do not care whether it's still October or not. I WILL go demanding candy from people. </p><p>Anyways have a nice day :></p>
tre- trick- no- wait….. - ….?
The door you knock on creeps open. Behind it, in the darkness… a slithering, squirming mass of tendrils, with an eyeball at the center- gazing straight through you. It hums a little, a tendril popping out from within the house, holding a… wet plastic bag.
<p>......</p><p>Candy.</p><p>- <span class="npf_color_joey"><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/MeoRPlf622OqMIL_k1a0Csw">@your-friend-silver</a> </span></p><p>// he has no idea how to trick or treat lmao</p>
<a href="https://sstarblight.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">sstarblight</a>:
<p>(( oh yeah; trick or treat on the behalf of <span class="npf_color_rachel">tears</span> too. )</p>
“Oh…. It’s youuu… Hm… I think…… One…. Moment.”
This is… intended to be a treat - Rusty, slightly bloody? knife that was definitely used as a murder weapon before. The handle is rotting off.
“You like kniiives…. dont you Bluuue?? I think…. You’ll appreciate… Thiiiss… Then….”
treat - an entire bowl of triple chocolate ice cream
ace lives in the middle of nowhere. ace also forgot what day it was. even if they remembered they were not expecting visitors, but who are they to deny giving a treat! they kinda had to improvise though, but hey.. hopefully this is as good as a cookie! they’re VERY grateful!!
(……………… they forgot to give him a spoon……….)
<p>"trick or... Treat!! I gotta gift for you too, um, a cookie! 🍪"</p><p>- <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/M7_ifcwH8_IAJJYICVNzivg">@pixelblue2016</a> </p>
treat - an entire bowl of triple chocolate ice cream
ace lives in the middle of nowhere. ace also forgot what day it was. even if they remembered they were not expecting visitors, but who are they to deny giving a treat! they kinda had to improvise though, but hey.. hopefully this is as good as a cookie! they’re VERY grateful!!
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>:
<p><b><i>T<span class="npf_color_monica">r</span>i<span class="npf_color_monica">c</span>k <span class="npf_color_monica">o</span>r <span class="npf_color_monica">T</span>r<span class="npf_color_monica">e</span>a<span class="npf_color_monica">t</span>!</i></b><i> (This time on <span class="npf_color_rachel">Aster’s</span> behalf! <small>Hope you don’t mind-</small>)</i></p>
treat - egg?!
“Oh- oh, hey- I remember that kid! I keep that crown he made me in a special place, heh.
Here- deliver this carefully, would ya? I was saving it for a gym challenger as a special prize for any winning challengers tonight, but things have been winding down, so… I think I’d like him to have it. It’s a Bulbasaur egg- I help Gramps breed em sometimes.”
trick or treat! smell my feet! give me somsthing good to eat! if you dont i dont care! ill pull down your underwear!
trick - a letter…?
The older fellow opens up with a grin- the bucket on his arm is clearly full of caramels, but instead of those, he hands you an envelope with a shit-eating grin.
“Something special prepared for a trick-or-treater like you!” he chimes. “Go ahead! Open up!”
The note inside the letter reads:
Green bananas and hard peaches show That time’s not done with their tale. What single word describes them both When nature’s schedule they fail?
<p>trick or treat! smell my feet! give me somsthing good to eat! if you dont i dont care! ill pull down your underwear!</p>
trick - a letter…?
The older fellow opens up with a grin- the bucket on his arm is clearly full of caramels, but instead of those, he hands you an envelope with a shit-eating grin.
“Something special prepared for a trick-or-treater like you!” he chimes. “Go ahead! Open up!”
The note inside the letter reads:
Green bananas and hard peaches show That time’s not done with their tale. What single word describes them both When nature’s schedule they fail?
<a href="https://sstarblight.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">sstarblight</a>:
<p>( knock knock. trick or treat [this is a robbery] )</p>
treat - packaged taiyaki and an oran berry
“Hah, no need to be threatenin’! Here- a little somethin’ for you, and somethin’ else for your Pokemon! Ofic, give the nice trick-or-treater a berry, would you..?”
<a href="https://assistant-venusian.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">assistant-venusian</a>:
<p>Trick or Treat! :D And Happy Halloween! This is my favorite holiday, so I especially hope y'all are having a good one!</p>
well, it was supposed to be a treat, but the stranger got too scared to give you the candy…..
“Oh, those two, huh? We don’t have much, but here’s something-! A red and a blue lollipop… They can decide who gets which!”
<p>TRICK OR TREAT!! ;3</p><p>- <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/Mfm8kYwYmnGGNjGMI9xKsQA">@emeraldreset</a> (on Brenden and Riko's behalf (;)</p>
treat - two lollipops!
“Oh, those two, huh? We don’t have much, but here’s something-! A red and a blue lollipop… They can decide who gets which!”
<a href="https://sparklingdemon.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">sparklingdemon</a>:
<p>trick or treat!! (on cody’s behalf hehe)</p>
treat - brownies with a “secret ingredient”
“Aw, hey! On Codester’s behalf, huh? Bring em some of these- I still owe it to ‘em.”
<a href="https://the-sunfl0wer-garden.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">the-sunfl0wer-garden</a>:
<p>Trick or treat! ( Great blog btw, love what ya do :)!!)</p>
treat…?? - [UNNAMED ITEM]
“I’m feeling… Generous… This will make your Pokemon stronger…”
happy hallow’s eve, everyone! we’ve decided to have a short and silly little event.
toss a “trick or treat” into the inbox to receive an mspaint doodle of a random missing numbers character giving you a trick or a treat*!
all of them will be in costume, and some may be people you haven’t met or recognized yet… all in good fun, though! we’ve got a good lineup of names to greet you, so don’t be afraid to send in multiple as well! ^^
posts for this will be tagged as “mn halloween” as well as the typical “mn bloopers” tag
*we at the missing numbers mod team association are not liable for any horrors or blood witnessed if you knock on the wrong door
“That how ya do it? Yeah it is- Uh. Heeeyyyyy haha.. Ignore the rest of this, can ya tell your pal I wish ‘em a happy birthday? Really would come over myself but uh- I got a stoned ass caterpie to take care of.”
“Happy Birthday Cody! Codester- Whatever! Hope it’s a good one at least!”
[Though you’re equally as confused as CODY is by his ability to contact you, you make sure to spread word of his efforts to CODY.]
Hi chucklefucks i’ve been rather busy with a lotta things, hopping around doin shit ya know the whole shebang.
Buuuuut after introductions- I’m not gonna answer any further questions just yet- ya see, I’ve been looking around and I found a real depressed motherfucker- And guess what? It’s their birthday too. So I figured as the nice guy I am I’d try and make em somethin a little special for their special day.
So!
Welcome to!
Cooking with Green and Piipii
Alright, for starters- I just found whatever recipe I could find from the ‘net, had to find one that didn’t use eggs though- My Chanse’ is rather broody right now and I don’t wanna bother her for it. I’ll leave it at the end of this.
Alllright here we goo.
First step it calls for melted chocolate chips-
I didn’t have those. so I just decided to use some cooking cocoa I found, not like anyones gonna use it so
Be warned though if you try my replacements- this is NOT sweetened and it tastes like sh-
PIIPII NO
*cough* Ahem. Sorry 'bout that, he hasn’t gotten his snackies today.
Anyways though- I was gonna chop it up with a knife but it was too hard, so I just broke it apart with my hands.
recipe calls forrrrr a half cup of chocolate chips. They’ll be melted anyways so it doesn’t matter if they’re chunks.
I’m hoping
Alright now- this recipe calls for! Coconut Oil so lets get that from this big tub of it-
Oh.
Uhh. Yeah that doesn’t look appetizing. But trust me it’s not rotten. It’s- heh- Green for other reasons.
In the microwave it goes. at least to melt it so I can measure it out proper
….
…
..
.
!
It started exploding in there and I got too scared.
Alright- in the meantime while thats melting, I’m gonna add some sugar to the cho-
PIIPII.
*cough* 'nyways. I’m gonna eyeball the amount- maybe 'round like.. I dunno fourth cup?
yeah that looks like it’ll work.
Oh and hey good news, in that time our oil melted enough to-
PIIPII. QUIT IT.
Alright….
… There is still a large chunk in it but-
Eh whatever, it’ll work
Eugh.. That has not upped the appealing factor whatsoever-
Hopefully as the chocolate melts it’ll look mor-
PIIPII I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS.
You’re going on the timeout shelf young man.
Ugh- Anyways
It calls for me to put it in the microwave now to melt it a bit, though considering last time. I’m gonna only put it in for 30 seconds.
Don’t want it to start exploding again after all.
Oh yeah no, that looks much better than how it did. Heh. You can even see me taking the picture in it- Hello~!
Alright now it calls for more sugar so lets-
PIIPII ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I didn’t wanna do it but you’ve been a bad boy, you’re in cup time out. And don’t try and convince me out of it! It’s not gonna work!
Luckily- he took a bath recently so he didn’t cause the sugar to get dirty, lets put that in now
Allllllrighty.. Called for full cup.
Hoo that looks like a lot. Still was good to add some of the sugar prior though- Lets microwave it, it’ll dissolve easier that way.
((End Part 1))
You…
You have been a very bad bad naughty boy PiiPii. I told you that this is for a very depressed 26 year old who hasn’t seen the light of day in 5 years. This is a gift not for you to munch on.
…
Okay.. I’m going to trust your apologies are sincere, but if you do anything else, I’m putting you in your ball, got it?
Ugh. you know I can’t stay too pissed at you- you little shit. playing off my love. You better be good now.
Anyways
That looks like a good enough mix.
Noowww. I think it calls for milk next? Yeah.
Alllright. half cup milk goes in-
Yknow- it called for non dairy but, there was some actual mil’ in the fridge. plus, I like it better than alternatives.
I mean it’s not like it kills a miltank to get milked. probably the opposite
Some 'nilla. Calls for two teaspoons. Alrighty- One…
Annn a two.
Huh. Thats funny, had just enough to get the second spoon.
In it goes!
..?
Oh hey buddy, being tall again this time eh? Better than falling into the chocolate mix.
Alright, mixed in the liquids, time for the dries.
'Found this in this house I broke into. Seems like good enough cocoa powder as any.
Huh- Like the 'nilla, only had enough to fill the half cup, lucky lucky.
Alright now for the flour. Calls for ¾ths cup soo. If I’m doing my math right-
One half cup-
Anndd….
….
Shoot do they not have any fourths cups? Damn- uhh
They got this at least- I’ll just do two of these,
Alright… Next is salt.
…Annnd they don’t seem to have any bagged or canned. alright
Guess we’re doing this the hard way.
Peeerrrrfecttt…….
In it goes.
Now time for a little mixxy mixxy.
Ah shit. Should’ve used a sieve- Oh well, too late now.
It said not to overmix so- I think thats just about right.
Ah shit wait, forgot to grease the pan. Huh.. what should I grease it with-
…
Hm….
Move over buddy.
I got an idea.
((End Part 2))
Spread that shit-
Add some sugar…
Make sure it dusts all the edges are dusted.. ((Fuck my dog photobombed the shot))
Annnnddd-
Wow that just glopped straight out of the bowl and right in there. Nasty
Well- spread it as even as possible with the whisk
aaannnnd
Time to add a little extra something on top to bring it 'round. I figured we’re using coconut oil, why not use some coconut shavings
Ah, beautiful~
Well! In it goes now!
Alright! now thats left is for it to bake. Hell yeah. I’m so good at this.
And yooou…
You’ve actually been a rather good boy since your punishment, PiiPii, here, how’s this sound, maybe I’ll give you the sliiightest bite once its done okay? Now, lets go wait for 30 minutes.
((End Part 3))
Hey!
Timer’s going off, time to get a look at our goods!
First though, lets turn that off.
Annd now the moment we’ve been waiting for.
Well I’ll certainly say, it does look and smell good.
lets do the dip test though.
Eh….. I never baked before, but I think the thing with brownies is that they can’t be too firm… right?? Probably as good as it could be- don’t wanna over cook it after all.
Well, now for it to rest, finish off the cooking, and have it cool and what not.
Hope the guy’ll appreciate it.
hmm…thinking about it, how am I gonna get these to them? eh i’ll worry about that later.
((End Part 4.))
Allllrriiiight~! It’s been more than enough time for it to have settled,
Well Piipii, Lets take a look huh?
Looks good huh little buddy?
heh. I know, I know you’re excited, well I’m a man of my word lets get you a small bit
Noww where to cut- Ah shit!-
Dropped the knife- Ah well, I’ll just rinse it and-
…
…
…
…
FUCK
Uuuughhhhh- Whatever- I’ll just tell them I got a slice before I got there- now to actually get there-
… Shit wait- Can I even use my doors to get there? Fuck- I know I can get to the version of kanto but- Shit even if I off myself there, brownies aren’t fucking alive- God fuck- I’m an idiot- Ughhh.
Fuck….
…
…….Hell the guy would probably not want them anyways if I told them they’re my special brownies.
Ugh. oh well. I guess that just means more for me, fang and grey. What they don’t know won’t kill them- I guess I’ll just wish them a happy birthday and say I tried. Hell I can literally outright say my caterpie ate it- I don’t think they’d wanna touch it then-
Ah…
Whatever.
*Cough cough*
How do these things work, I think I can alert their players at least to send my wishes right?
@pkmn-monochrome
That how ya do it? Yeah it is- Uh. Heeeyyyyy haha.. Ignore the rest of this, can ya tell your pal I wish 'em a happy birthday? Really would come over myself but uh- I got a stoned ass caterpie to take care of.
Happy Birthday Cody! Codester- Whatever! Hope it’s a good one at least!
Hi chucklefucks i’ve been rather busy with a lotta things, hopping around doin shit ya know the whole shebang.
Buuuuut after introductions- I’m not gonna answer any further questions just yet- ya see, I’ve been looking around and I found a real depressed motherfucker- And guess what? It’s their birthday too. So I figured as the nice guy I am I’d try and make em somethin a little special for their special day.
So!
Welcome to!
Cooking with Green and Piipii
Alright, for starters- I just found whatever recipe I could find from the ‘net, had to find one that didn’t use eggs though- My Chanse’ is rather broody right now and I don’t wanna bother her for it. I’ll leave it at the end of this.
Alllright here we goo.
First step it calls for melted chocolate chips-
I didn’t have those. so I just decided to use some cooking cocoa I found, not like anyones gonna use it so
Be warned though if you try my replacements- this is NOT sweetened and it tastes like sh-
PIIPII NO
*cough* Ahem. Sorry 'bout that, he hasn’t gotten his snackies today.
Anyways though- I was gonna chop it up with a knife but it was too hard, so I just broke it apart with my hands.
recipe calls forrrrr a half cup of chocolate chips. They’ll be melted anyways so it doesn’t matter if they’re chunks.
I’m hoping
Alright now- this recipe calls for! Coconut Oil so lets get that from this big tub of it-
Oh.
Uhh. Yeah that doesn’t look appetizing. But trust me it’s not rotten. It’s- heh- Green for other reasons.
In the microwave it goes. at least to melt it so I can measure it out proper
….
…
..
.
!
It started exploding in there and I got too scared.
Alright- in the meantime while thats melting, I’m gonna add some sugar to the cho-
PIIPII.
*cough* 'nyways. I’m gonna eyeball the amount- maybe 'round like.. I dunno fourth cup?
yeah that looks like it’ll work.
Oh and hey good news, in that time our oil melted enough to-
PIIPII. QUIT IT.
Alright….
… There is still a large chunk in it but-
Eh whatever, it’ll work
Eugh.. That has not upped the appealing factor whatsoever-
Hopefully as the chocolate melts it’ll look mor-
PIIPII I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS.
You’re going on the timeout shelf young man.
Ugh- Anyways
It calls for me to put it in the microwave now to melt it a bit, though considering last time. I’m gonna only put it in for 30 seconds.
Don’t want it to start exploding again after all.
Oh yeah no, that looks much better than how it did. Heh. You can even see me taking the picture in it- Hello~!
Alright now it calls for more sugar so lets-
PIIPII ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I didn’t wanna do it but you’ve been a bad boy, you’re in cup time out. And don’t try and convince me out of it! It’s not gonna work!
Luckily- he took a bath recently so he didn’t cause the sugar to get dirty, lets put that in now
Allllllrighty.. Called for full cup.
Hoo that looks like a lot. Still was good to add some of the sugar prior though- Lets microwave it, it’ll dissolve easier that way.
((End Part 1))
You…
You have been a very bad bad naughty boy PiiPii. I told you that this is for a very depressed 26 year old who hasn’t seen the light of day in 5 years. This is a gift not for you to munch on.
…
Okay.. I’m going to trust your apologies are sincere, but if you do anything else, I’m putting you in your ball, got it?
Ugh. you know I can’t stay too pissed at you- you little shit. playing off my love. You better be good now.
Anyways
That looks like a good enough mix.
Noowww. I think it calls for milk next? Yeah.
Alllright. half cup milk goes in-
Yknow- it called for non dairy but, there was some actual mil’ in the fridge. plus, I like it better than alternatives.
I mean it’s not like it kills a miltank to get milked. probably the opposite
Some 'nilla. Calls for two teaspoons. Alrighty- One…
Annn a two.
Huh. Thats funny, had just enough to get the second spoon.
In it goes!
..?
Oh hey buddy, being tall again this time eh? Better than falling into the chocolate mix.
Alright, mixed in the liquids, time for the dries.
'Found this in this house I broke into. Seems like good enough cocoa powder as any.
Huh- Like the 'nilla, only had enough to fill the half cup, lucky lucky.
Alright now for the flour. Calls for ¾ths cup soo. If I’m doing my math right-
One half cup-
Anndd….
….
Shoot do they not have any fourths cups? Damn- uhh
They got this at least- I’ll just do two of these,
Alright… Next is salt.
…Annnd they don’t seem to have any bagged or canned. alright
Guess we’re doing this the hard way.
Peeerrrrfecttt…….
In it goes.
Now time for a little mixxy mixxy.
Ah shit. Should’ve used a sieve- Oh well, too late now.
It said not to overmix so- I think thats just about right.
Ah shit wait, forgot to grease the pan. Huh.. what should I grease it with-
…
Hm….
Move over buddy.
I got an idea.
((End Part 2))
Spread that shit-
Add some sugar…
Make sure it dusts all the edges are dusted.. ((Fuck my dog photobombed the shot))
Annnnddd-
Wow that just glopped straight out of the bowl and right in there. Nasty
Well- spread it as even as possible with the whisk
aaannnnd
Time to add a little extra something on top to bring it 'round. I figured we’re using coconut oil, why not use some coconut shavings
Ah, beautiful~
Well! In it goes now!
Alright! now thats left is for it to bake. Hell yeah. I’m so good at this.
And yooou…
You’ve actually been a rather good boy since your punishment, PiiPii, here, how’s this sound, maybe I’ll give you the sliiightest bite once its done okay? Now, lets go wait for 30 minutes.
((End Part 3))
Hey!
Timer’s going off, time to get a look at our goods!
First though, lets turn that off.
Annd now the moment we’ve been waiting for.
Well I’ll certainly say, it does look and smell good.
lets do the dip test though.
Eh….. I never baked before, but I think the thing with brownies is that they can’t be too firm… right?? Probably as good as it could be- don’t wanna over cook it after all.
Well, now for it to rest, finish off the cooking, and have it cool and what not.
Hope the guy’ll appreciate it.
hmm…thinking about it, how am I gonna get these to them? eh i’ll worry about that later.
Hi chucklefucks i’ve been rather busy with a lotta things, hopping around doin shit ya know the whole shebang.
Buuuuut after introductions- I’m not gonna answer any further questions just yet- ya see, I’ve been looking around and I found a real depressed motherfucker- And guess what? It’s their birthday too. So I figured as the nice guy I am I’d try and make em somethin a little special for their special day.
So!
Welcome to!
Cooking with Green and Piipii
Alright, for starters- I just found whatever recipe I could find from the ‘net, had to find one that didn’t use eggs though- My Chanse’ is rather broody right now and I don’t wanna bother her for it. I’ll leave it at the end of this.
Alllright here we goo.
First step it calls for melted chocolate chips-
I didn’t have those. so I just decided to use some cooking cocoa I found, not like anyones gonna use it so
Be warned though if you try my replacements- this is NOT sweetened and it tastes like sh-
PIIPII NO
*cough* Ahem. Sorry 'bout that, he hasn’t gotten his snackies today.
Anyways though- I was gonna chop it up with a knife but it was too hard, so I just broke it apart with my hands.
recipe calls forrrrr a half cup of chocolate chips. They’ll be melted anyways so it doesn’t matter if they’re chunks.
I’m hoping
Alright now- this recipe calls for! Coconut Oil so lets get that from this big tub of it-
Oh.
Uhh. Yeah that doesn’t look appetizing. But trust me it’s not rotten. It’s- heh- Green for other reasons.
In the microwave it goes. at least to melt it so I can measure it out proper
….
…
..
.
!
It started exploding in there and I got too scared.
Alright- in the meantime while thats melting, I’m gonna add some sugar to the cho-
PIIPII.
*cough* 'nyways. I’m gonna eyeball the amount- maybe 'round like.. I dunno fourth cup?
yeah that looks like it’ll work.
Oh and hey good news, in that time our oil melted enough to-
PIIPII. QUIT IT.
Alright….
… There is still a large chunk in it but-
Eh whatever, it’ll work
Eugh.. That has not upped the appealing factor whatsoever-
Hopefully as the chocolate melts it’ll look mor-
PIIPII I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS.
You’re going on the timeout shelf young man.
Ugh- Anyways
It calls for me to put it in the microwave now to melt it a bit, though considering last time. I’m gonna only put it in for 30 seconds.
Don’t want it to start exploding again after all.
Oh yeah no, that looks much better than how it did. Heh. You can even see me taking the picture in it- Hello~!
Alright now it calls for more sugar so lets-
PIIPII ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I didn’t wanna do it but you’ve been a bad boy, you’re in cup time out. And don’t try and convince me out of it! It’s not gonna work!
Luckily- he took a bath recently so he didn’t cause the sugar to get dirty, lets put that in now
Allllllrighty.. Called for full cup.
Hoo that looks like a lot. Still was good to add some of the sugar prior though- Lets microwave it, it’ll dissolve easier that way.
((End Part 1))
You…
You have been a very bad bad naughty boy PiiPii. I told you that this is for a very depressed 26 year old who hasn’t seen the light of day in 5 years. This is a gift not for you to munch on.
…
Okay.. I’m going to trust your apologies are sincere, but if you do anything else, I’m putting you in your ball, got it?
Ugh. you know I can’t stay too pissed at you- you little shit. playing off my love. You better be good now.
Anyways
That looks like a good enough mix.
Noowww. I think it calls for milk next? Yeah.
Alllright. half cup milk goes in-
Yknow- it called for non dairy but, there was some actual mil’ in the fridge. plus, I like it better than alternatives.
I mean it’s not like it kills a miltank to get milked. probably the opposite
Some 'nilla. Calls for two teaspoons. Alrighty- One…
Annn a two.
Huh. Thats funny, had just enough to get the second spoon.
In it goes!
..?
Oh hey buddy, being tall again this time eh? Better than falling into the chocolate mix.
Alright, mixed in the liquids, time for the dries.
'Found this in this house I broke into. Seems like good enough cocoa powder as any.
Huh- Like the 'nilla, only had enough to fill the half cup, lucky lucky.
Alright now for the flour. Calls for ¾ths cup soo. If I’m doing my math right-
One half cup-
Anndd….
….
Shoot do they not have any fourths cups? Damn- uhh
They got this at least- I’ll just do two of these,
Alright… Next is salt.
…Annnd they don’t seem to have any bagged or canned. alright
Guess we’re doing this the hard way.
Peeerrrrfecttt…….
In it goes.
Now time for a little mixxy mixxy.
Ah shit. Should’ve used a sieve- Oh well, too late now.
It said not to overmix so- I think thats just about right.
Ah shit wait, forgot to grease the pan. Huh.. what should I grease it with-
…
Hm….
Move over buddy.
I got an idea.
((End Part 2))
Spread that shit-
Add some sugar…
Make sure it dusts all the edges are dusted.. ((Fuck my dog photobombed the shot))
Annnnddd-
Wow that just glopped straight out of the bowl and right in there. Nasty
Well- spread it as even as possible with the whisk
aaannnnd
Time to add a little extra something on top to bring it 'round. I figured we’re using coconut oil, why not use some coconut shavings
Ah, beautiful~
Well! In it goes now!
Alright! now thats left is for it to bake. Hell yeah. I’m so good at this.
And yooou…
You’ve actually been a rather good boy since your punishment, PiiPii, here, how’s this sound, maybe I’ll give you the sliiightest bite once its done okay? Now, lets go wait for 30 minutes.
Hi chucklefucks i’ve been rather busy with a lotta things, hopping around doin shit ya know the whole shebang.
Buuuuut after introductions- I’m not gonna answer any further questions just yet- ya see, I’ve been looking around and I found a real depressed motherfucker- And guess what? It’s their birthday too. So I figured as the nice guy I am I’d try and make em somethin a little special for their special day.
So!
Welcome to!
Cooking with Green and Piipii
Alright, for starters- I just found whatever recipe I could find from the ‘net, had to find one that didn’t use eggs though- My Chanse’ is rather broody right now and I don’t wanna bother her for it. I’ll leave it at the end of this.
Alllright here we goo.
First step it calls for melted chocolate chips-
I didn’t have those. so I just decided to use some cooking cocoa I found, not like anyones gonna use it so
Be warned though if you try my replacements- this is NOT sweetened and it tastes like sh-
PIIPII NO
*cough* Ahem. Sorry 'bout that, he hasn’t gotten his snackies today.
Anyways though- I was gonna chop it up with a knife but it was too hard, so I just broke it apart with my hands.
recipe calls forrrrr a half cup of chocolate chips. They’ll be melted anyways so it doesn’t matter if they’re chunks.
I’m hoping
Alright now- this recipe calls for! Coconut Oil so lets get that from this big tub of it-
Oh.
Uhh. Yeah that doesn’t look appetizing. But trust me it’s not rotten. It’s- heh- Green for other reasons.
In the microwave it goes. at least to melt it so I can measure it out proper
….
…
..
.
!
It started exploding in there and I got too scared.
Alright- in the meantime while thats melting, I’m gonna add some sugar to the cho-
PIIPII.
*cough* 'nyways. I’m gonna eyeball the amount- maybe 'round like.. I dunno fourth cup?
yeah that looks like it’ll work.
Oh and hey good news, in that time our oil melted enough to-
PIIPII. QUIT IT.
Alright….
… There is still a large chunk in it but-
Eh whatever, it’ll work
Eugh.. That has not upped the appealing factor whatsoever-
Hopefully as the chocolate melts it’ll look mor-
PIIPII I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS.
You’re going on the timeout shelf young man.
Ugh- Anyways
It calls for me to put it in the microwave now to melt it a bit, though considering last time. I’m gonna only put it in for 30 seconds.
Don’t want it to start exploding again after all.
Oh yeah no, that looks much better than how it did. Heh. You can even see me taking the picture in it- Hello~!
Alright now it calls for more sugar so lets-
PIIPII ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I didn’t wanna do it but you’ve been a bad boy, you’re in cup time out. And don’t try and convince me out of it! It’s not gonna work!
Luckily- he took a bath recently so he didn’t cause the sugar to get dirty, lets put that in now
Allllllrighty.. Called for full cup.
Hoo that looks like a lot. Still was good to add some of the sugar prior though- Lets microwave it, it’ll dissolve easier that way.
((End Part 1))
You…
You have been a very bad bad naughty boy PiiPii. I told you that this is for a very depressed 26 year old who hasn’t seen the light of day in 5 years. This is a gift not for you to munch on.
…
Okay.. I’m going to trust your apologies are sincere, but if you do anything else, I’m putting you in your ball, got it?
Ugh. you know I can’t stay too pissed at you- you little shit. playing off my love. You better be good now.
Anyways
That looks like a good enough mix.
Noowww. I think it calls for milk next? Yeah.
Alllright. half cup milk goes in-
Yknow- it called for non dairy but, there was some actual mil’ in the fridge. plus, I like it better than alternatives.
I mean it’s not like it kills a miltank to get milked. probably the opposite
Some 'nilla. Calls for two teaspoons. Alrighty- One…
Annn a two.
Huh. Thats funny, had just enough to get the second spoon.
In it goes!
..?
Oh hey buddy, being tall again this time eh? Better than falling into the chocolate mix.
Alright, mixed in the liquids, time for the dries.
'Found this in this house I broke into. Seems like good enough cocoa powder as any.
Huh- Like the 'nilla, only had enough to fill the half cup, lucky lucky.
Alright now for the flour. Calls for ¾ths cup soo. If I’m doing my math right-
One half cup-
Anndd….
….
Shoot do they not have any fourths cups? Damn- uhh
They got this at least- I’ll just do two of these,
Alright… Next is salt.
…Annnd they don’t seem to have any bagged or canned. alright
Guess we’re doing this the hard way.
Peeerrrrfecttt…….
In it goes.
Now time for a little mixxy mixxy.
Ah shit. Should’ve used a sieve- Oh well, too late now.
It said not to overmix so- I think thats just about right.
Ah shit wait, forgot to grease the pan. Huh.. what should I grease it with-
Hi chucklefucks i’ve been rather busy with a lotta things, hopping around doin shit ya know the whole shebang.
Buuuuut after introductions- I’m not gonna answer any further questions just yet- ya see, I’ve been looking around and I found a real depressed motherfucker- And guess what? It’s their birthday too. So I figured as the nice guy I am I’d try and make em somethin a little special for their special day.
So!
Welcome to!
Cooking with Green and Piipii
Alright, for starters- I just found whatever recipe I could find from the ‘net, had to find one that didn’t use eggs though- My Chanse’ is rather broody right now and I don’t wanna bother her for it. I’ll leave it at the end of this.
Alllright here we goo.
First step it calls for melted chocolate chips-
I didn’t have those. so I just decided to use some cooking cocoa I found, not like anyones gonna use it so
Be warned though if you try my replacements- this is NOT sweetened and it tastes like sh-
PIIPII NO
*cough* Ahem. Sorry 'bout that, he hasn’t gotten his snackies today.
Anyways though- I was gonna chop it up with a knife but it was too hard, so I just broke it apart with my hands.
recipe calls forrrrr a half cup of chocolate chips. They’ll be melted anyways so it doesn’t matter if they’re chunks.
I’m hoping
Alright now- this recipe calls for! Coconut Oil so lets get that from this big tub of it-
Oh.
Uhh. Yeah that doesn’t look appetizing. But trust me it’s not rotten. It’s- heh- Green for other reasons.
In the microwave it goes. at least to melt it so I can measure it out proper
….
…
..
.
!
It started exploding in there and I got too scared.
Alright- in the meantime while thats melting, I’m gonna add some sugar to the cho-
PIIPII.
*cough* 'nyways. I’m gonna eyeball the amount- maybe 'round like.. I dunno fourth cup?
yeah that looks like it’ll work.
Oh and hey good news, in that time our oil melted enough to-
PIIPII. QUIT IT.
Alright….
… There is still a large chunk in it but-
Eh whatever, it’ll work
Eugh.. That has not upped the appealing factor whatsoever-
Hopefully as the chocolate melts it’ll look mor-
PIIPII I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING GODS.
You’re going on the timeout shelf young man.
Ugh- Anyways
It calls for me to put it in the microwave now to melt it a bit, though considering last time. I’m gonna only put it in for 30 seconds.
Don’t want it to start exploding again after all.
Oh yeah no, that looks much better than how it did. Heh. You can even see me taking the picture in it- Hello~!
Alright now it calls for more sugar so lets-
PIIPII ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I didn’t wanna do it but you’ve been a bad boy, you’re in cup time out. And don’t try and convince me out of it! It’s not gonna work!
Luckily- he took a bath recently so he didn’t cause the sugar to get dirty, lets put that in now
Allllllrighty.. Called for full cup.
Hoo that looks like a lot. Still was good to add some of the sugar prior though- Lets microwave it, it’ll dissolve easier that way.
[i know one of our detectives already make this exact joke but this is how it fucking felt planning an upcoming puzzle today. i think this blog just has this effect on people]
