pkmn-monochrome:

[Somewhere, in a different time and space, a green-colored POKéMON TRAINER caught news of CODY’s birthday and decided to bake some brownies for them. ]

“How do these things work, I think I can alert their players at least to send my wishes right?”

@pkmn-monochrome

“That how ya do it? Yeah it is- Uh. Heeeyyyyy haha.. Ignore the rest of this, can ya tell your pal I wish ‘em a happy birthday? Really would come over myself but uh- I got a stoned ass caterpie to take care of.”

“Happy Birthday Cody! Codester- Whatever! Hope it’s a good one at least!”

[Though you’re equally as confused as CODY is by his ability to contact you, you make sure to spread word of his efforts to CODY.]

[ @themissingnumbers ]

[somewhere in an even more distant and improbable universe…]