🏷 #professor ace maple — 15 posts
IMG Jan 16
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>: <p>...</p><p><i>[They are blueprints! Wonder what it's for? Maybe I can just ask them...?]</i></p><p>...Hey, Professor? Sorry for being nosy- but I was looking around and came across some blueprints. Uh, you don't have to tell me anything about it if you don't want to- obviously- but I was just curious and wondering what it was for. It seems pretty complex and interesting. Did you make them?</p>

As you call from the professor from across the lab, they turn to you, smiling warmly.

“Ah, nosiness is just fine!”

“I did design those blueprints- though the whole of it is a product of extensive collaboration between some of my colleagues and I. I bring the science, and they help with the mechanics.”

“Those blueprints, though we haven’t started on building yet, are for something that… If it does work this time, will cause massive strides in my field.”

“The details are a bit confidential, though. My proposal has brought enough ethical concerns from the scientific community and the League as it is…”

“But, it’s all par for the course, I suppose. Most people don’t even believe in what I’m studying, no less understand what I’m trying to do.”

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IMG Jan 6
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>: <p>Mm-Kay...</p><p><i>[Nope! Nope nope nope- Not touching that thing or its computer. Can we go to the other side of the room, please? Check out the bookshelves, maybe?]</i></p>

… As soon as the suggestion is posed, the figure moves away towards a bookshelf at a speed that seems… Slightly faster than usual.

[ Ace’s collection seems to consist of a variety of materials that would be nonsensical… if it weren’t Ace’s. Amongst the disorganized clutter, you spot a few recurring topics- quantum theory, theology, ancient history, a few publications from other professors… And the latest edition of one of those cheap, shitty encyclopedias you’d find at a school book fair; “TOP 100 UNBELIEVABLE RUMORS AND MYTHS - FACT OR FICTION?!” ]

[ … Nothing that’s more useful than something you’d get from actually checking the PC… C'est la vie, you guess. ]

“I know it’s not ideal, but the best suggestion I can make is the upstairs bathroom… You can get a good look in the mirror and neaten up while you take care of yourself.”

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IMG Jan 5
<a href="https://lost-and-found-silver.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">lost-and-found-silver</a>: <p>(hm&hellip; what&rsquo;s with the glitching tank-looking thing over on the right? looks like it warrants a closer look.)</p>
?: ...?ALT
Professor Maple: Oh! Don't mind that- It's one of my, um... Pet projects...?ALT
Professor Maple: I know it looks scary, but rest assured, it's unlikely to hurt you.ALT

“That anomaly is well contained in there! The effect on the area around it is… Just a side effect.

It isn’t the only one in my possession, either- just the one I’ve been studying lately! That laptop there functions as a PC system, wired to release any… Unstable Pokemon right into that chamber. Lets me look at them up close without, ah… too much danger!

???????: ( That's... not really reassuring. )ALT
Professor Maple: If you're curious about anything, you're free to check the PC.ALT

“But… I think I’m logged out, so it may not show you my collection… I do apologize if that’s the case.”

???????: ...ALT
???????: ( Assuming you even could see that... You're not sure that's a good idea. )ALT

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IMG Jan 3
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>: <p>Coffee? Yeah, I can do that.</p><p><i>Uh</i>, two things real quick- How do you like your coffee, and do you want it in a specific mug?</p>

“I know it’s a… Boring choice, but I can’t usually be bothered to spice it up all too much, so I’d hate to ask that of you. There should be a pot upstairs already- you can just pour it into any mug and reheat it. I’m not picky.”

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IMG Jan 3
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>: <p><i>Uh&hellip;</i> yeah. I'll do that... Thank you, Professor. And, <i>uh</i>, don't push yourself too hard. </p><p><i>[...okay. What to do-? Where to go-? Upstairs yeah, maybe look around the lab a little more, but-]</i></p><p>Do... Do you need anything from upstairs? Water? A sandwich or somethin'? I can fetch it for you before I sit down again, no problem...</p>
Professor Maple: You're too kind, haha! You don't need to worry about me, though.ALT
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Come to think of it, a coffee might be nice, actually...ALT
?: ...ALT

[ … Looks like you’ll have to get the Professor a cup of coffee, then. ]

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IMG Jan 2

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“… [ ASSISTANT ]? Are you still with me?”

“Oh, good. You were spacing out rather badly there- I got worried about you.”

“Look… You seem exhausted. I know I’ve completely lost track of time- how long have you been at this for…?”

The Professor’s expression softens. Ace reaches a hand out, gently pulling you to your feet.

“I think you’ve more than earned a little break from all this work… Why don’t you head back upstairs? Given I’ll be staying down here for the time being, what’s mine upstairs is yours- just don’t steal any money, hah! Drink some water, get some food… look around and get familiar with the place! And take care- make sure to wash up and rest.”

“I’m… Sure I’ll be upstairs by the time you’ve wrapped up all of your business and gotten some shut-eye. But for now, you’ve gotten enough eyestrain and excitement for the day.”

Gently, the Professor gestures away from your desk, encouraging you to stretch your legs… It’s hard to say no to those gentle and encouraging eyes.

[ … Might as well. ]


WELCOME BACK TO MISSING NUMBERS.

“FIRE” RED YUUJI / “GLITCHY” RED TAJIRI / LEAF AOYAMA ARE NO LONGER AVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONS(?).

PROFESSOR ACE MAPLE IS AVAILABLE FOR QUESTIONS.

EXPLORATION OF ACE’S LAB AND HOME IS NOW AVAILABLE.

INSERT INSTRUCTIONS ON WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO, WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO, AND WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CLOSER INVESTIGATE, INTO THE ASKBOX; AS WELL AS ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS FOR ACE.

And don’t forget to wash up and rest.

IMG May 27
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>: <p>Well, yeah, I know about Bad Eggs, Professor&hellip; I&rsquo;ve seen them before.</p><p>I just- I-I&rsquo;m <i>so </i>sorry if this is insensitive or rude, Professor, but&hellip; why do you keep it here? It, <i>uh</i>&hellip; it seems <i>important</i> to you&hellip;</p>

[This post contains a rapidly flashing/glitching image.]

… The circumstances in which I aquired the egg are not something that I want to talk about, but as an academic, transparency is important to me, so… I’m willing to explain.”

“You are right. It is important to me. This BAD EGG… This was the very first anomaly that fell into my possession- honestly, perhaps the first I ever encountered.”

“… It was not originally my Pokemon. It was the sole partner of a dear friend of mine. An Absol. It always kept her safe- she was far more adventurous than me, hah…”

“The phenomenon of what this is, and why it occurs, isn’t something well understood by the scientific community. It certainly wasn’t when I first… acquired this.”

“I desperately wanted to learn why it had happened. How I could undo it. I- I needed to. But there was no information, other than the few recounts of other trainers out there who had fallen victim to this exact same phenomenon. None of us knew what was happening, nobody knew what to do- the only advice was to quarentine it, as many found keeping it near other Pokemon caused it to spread.”

“… I was a budding academic, at the time. I’d always had interest in the field of Pokemon research and was beginning a path to become a Professor, at the time. I- I can’t even remember what I’d originally planned to study, but…”

“As I searched desperately for information on this that just didn’t exist, I stumbled on recounts of more and more similarly inexplicable oddities. They piled up, with not a single one understood, answered, or fixed.”

“They consumed my attention, and… Finally, I made a decision.”

“Nobody else had given these anomalies the light of day. All of them, simply passed off as urban legends, or the ramblings of madmen gone off the deep end. So I decided- I wanted to be the one to understand. I wanted to approach this properly, academically, so I could be the one to give hundreds- perhaps thousands- of unheard cries for help the answers that they needed.”

“… Including my own.”

“Years later, well… Here we are. I’ve a lab, and hundreds- thousands, perhaps- of notes, essays, papers full of analysis and theory, and an entire lab’s worth of hard proof on the existence of these in my possession.”

“… I understand the BAD EGG much better, now. But despite everything, the way to undo it still evades me. At the very least… I’ve procured a lot more knowledge in the meantime. I hope that’s worth something, at least.”

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IMG May 20
<a href="https://aniju-aura.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">aniju-aura</a>: <p>"Ya can infodump if ya want. I like hearing ya have to say."</p><p><i>Looks at the Professor, turns looks at desk, looks at egg, POINTS</i> "EGG!"</p><p><i>Looks at hands to confirm this is left.</i></p><p>"Maybe Pok&eacute;mon get more infected by anomalies because there are just more of them than humans. Are the glitches a recent thing, or have they always been around? Maybe some Pok&eacute;mon have evolved a resistance to them like Polygon&hellip; oh wait that one is man-made&hellip; How did you get this egg&hellip; eigg&hellip; ooggg&hellip; What will it be?"</p>

At the mention of the egg, Ace tenses up, starting to fidget with their hands.

“Well- that’s a very good theory! Of course, a um, species with a larger population will have larger numbers in illnesses and injuries and the like…”

They glance at the egg again.

“Um– Porygon is quite interesting, as it- it evolves with exposure to… but still, that’s not…. it isn’t anomalous, I- think? It’s, um…”

They give longer look at the egg. Then, they slump over, sighing heavily.

“… Oh, I’m terrible at avoiding these things.”

“I’m so sorry… That egg isn’t going to hatch.”

“You… You know about this? You really did your research…!”

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IMG May 14
<a href="https://aniju-aura.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">aniju-aura</a>: <p>"Maple Professor Person, what are we supposed to do when we find an anomaly? What would happen if we touched it? Why they affect Pok&eacute;mon more?"</p><p>"Can ya help them? Cure them?"</p><p>"Do ya know anyone who has interacted with an anomaly before?"</p>

As you call Leaf, you continue to chat with Professor Maple in between your tasks.

A smile spreads across their face at the question- this seems to be something they’re very passionate about.

“Well! Those are excellent questions, [ANIJU-AURA]! I suppose to start simply- I need you to take notes of any anomalies you spot when you find them. Fortunately, my system is set up with a few automated programs that will take care of recording the data and technical information, which you’ll be free to explore once I’m done with troubleshooting over here.”

They motion to a laptop on the counter they’re settled at, away from your computer. Several applications for editing code cover the screen.

“Your responsibility, which you’ve already been carrying out well, is to take care of the more… organic data gathering- the interviews, the viewing, the searching- interactions, explorations, and observations that a computer couldn’t do on its own. As you record these things, I’ll be able to go back and analyze it for myself to help in my research…”

“Which brings me into your other questions. And goodness me, it’ll be hard to answer concisely! Though, bear in mind this is all theory regarding something that is inherently difficult to grasp… They don’t abide by the same rules we do, so it’s hard to make accurate judgements. Do take it with a grain of salt…”

“But from what I’ve found, the nature of anomalies are highly varied. Some kinds are more dangerous than others… But the connecting factors seem to be some kind of damage, corruption, and a… distinct out-of-placeness. They don’t belong- though I suppose that’s self explanatory, ha!”

“The best way I’ve been able to consistently categorize the ones I’ve been able to understand, are these three questions:

Was it created, or corrupted? Some are entirely new manifestations, but often they seem to be warped images of things that existed before.

Is it alive, or inanimate? Which is self-explanatory… Some anomalies are living, yes, but some are items or even entire locations…

And, is it safe, or unstable? As most anomalies will spread like an infection if left unchecked, and damage anything around it… But a few can be self contained, and cause no harm in spite of their odd nature.”

“I intend for my research to document all of these forms, but… Yes, I do hope to find a way to fix the ones that can be fixed. Living, corrupted, unstable anomalies are one of the most notable types- they’re the ones I want to help. I understand it to be a dreadful existence, to be mangled into a mockery of yourself that can only damn others with that same corruption… I want to find a way to undo it, to save the innocent beings- human and Pokemon alike- that fell victim to this horrible fate.”

“Truth be told, I…”

Their gaze flickers over to something on the left side of the desk you’re settled at for a brief moment. But, they shake their head, turning their attention back to you.

“… Nevermind. I- I myself have experimented with some that have fallen into my possession, but I wouldn’t dare directly interact with one until I know for certain it is safe. I would highly recommend you use that same precaution. My theory on why Pokemon are more often subject to them, aside from their notably different makeup than humans, is that they- the less intelligent ones, at least- can’t exercise that wariness.”

“But, if I went into every theory I had about that, well- we’d be here all day. I’ve probably bored and distracted you enough… Please, don’t mind my rambling.”

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IMG May 11
Anonymous: <p>Ay prof, you know anything about this weird door on cinnabar? </p>

“A door…?”

They pause a moment to think, racking their mind for something that fits the description… Then, their eyes light up.

“Oh! I think I know exactly what that is- if memory serves me right, that sounds like an entrance to Blaine Akai’s lab! I should’ve figured you run into it there- it’s posted near the ocean as he specializes in Marine research. It seems the seas out there have something all of us could be interested in seeing, hah!”

The ponyta snorts, tossing it’s mane a bit smugly before blowing a small flame onto the charred panel- the door sliding open just a moment later.

It looks back as it steps inside. Seemed like you had an invitation!

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IMG May 8
<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>: <p>Oh- You mean this phone, Professor?</p><p><i>[grabs phone off of desk and shows it to Ace]</i></p><p>I noticed it a little bit ago and figured it was your personal cell. It&rsquo;s been over here on silent for awhile, but I kept seeing it light up. Would you like it back?</p>

“Oh! I just up and left that right there, did I? Well- if I’ve been getting messages, let me take a quick look…”

“…”

“…?! How did she…”

Ace looks up from the device, and stares at you quizzically.

“…. Well, this is quite strange, but it’s… oh, you should just take a look.”

They hand the device over to you.

an ask from anonymous:
... wonder who's been texting usALT

LEAF 🍃💚

[1:02pm] Ace.

[1:22pm] Ace.

[2:09pm] ACE.

[2:26pm] Please call when you can.

[2:28pm] We need to talk. It’s about your new assistant

[2:33pm] I don’t think this person is…. good to test this stuff out with

[2:41pm] Something about a proper control group. Is that how you put it? Whatever

[6:15pm] FUCK you left your phone on your desk

[6:15pm] Shit.

[6:22pm] Um.

[7:06pm] Yknow what?

[7:11pm] Hi there, new assistant.

[7:12pm] Yeah, you

[7:16pm] You’ll probably snoop around soon… I’m sure you’ll see this.

[7:28pm] Call me when you do. I want to meet you.

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