trick or treat! smell my feet! give me somsthing good to eat! if you dont i dont care! ill pull down your underwear!

trick - a letter…?

The older fellow opens up with a grin- the bucket on his arm is clearly full of caramels, but instead of those, he hands you an envelope with a shit-eating grin.

“Something special prepared for a trick-or-treater like you!” he chimes. “Go ahead! Open up!”

The note inside the letter reads:

Green bananas and hard peaches show
That time’s not done with their tale.
What single word describes them both
When nature’s schedule they fail?