<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>:
<p>...</p><p><i>[Okay... I'm sorry, I know I'm wasting time. <small>I'm sorry, I'm sorry-</small> I just have another idea, and need you to answer another question for me. And I know it's stupid, and weird, and you really don't wanna do it, but please bear with me.</i></p><p><i>Could you please tell me what layout the keyboard on the desk is—QWERTY, Dvorak, AZERTY, JIS—whatever it is, and if you have it memorized? "Memorized", as in, you could type on it without having to look at the keys. Do you know where every key is?]</i></p>
