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<p><i>Ah-</i> well, that makes sense… Listening to it did give me a bit of a headache…</p><p>I… was not aware that it was so dangerous. I appreciate you saving me through the screen, Red, truly. That—and you’ve taught me something today. I know now that they’re dangerous and that I shouldn’t be fooled by their cute faces.</p><p>I’ll be sure to steer clear of them in the future. Thank you for teaching me, and I’m so sorry to have upset you. I hope you have it in you to forgive me for my mistakes…</p>
“Ah, please. No need for such a heartfelt apology. Relax a bit, would you? You couldn’t have known.”
“I’ve just noticed you all are VERY quick to cough your pretty little heart up for whatever palatable, soulless freak can put up an endearing enough act to win your heart over like they were DESIGNED TO-”
“…”
“Just let it be a lesson. You can’t trust every cute face around here that smiles and begs for your pity.”
