<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>:
<p><i><b>Jesus Christ-</b></i> Well that’s….<i>certainly</i> a way to make a first impression…</p><p>Hello, sir. It’s nice to meet you, too… Though, you seem to know of me already…?</p>
The man’s extra appendages withdraw, and he steps back, smiling contentedly.
“Well, I’m glad you enjoyed the show.” He remarks with a laugh, “But, hey. It’s not your first impression, is it? After all, of course I know you.”
He waves his hands, smile widening. His words ooze a mocking tone, though…