<a href="https://possiblyfunny.tumblr.com/" style="text-decoration:underline;">possiblyfunny</a>:
<p>She’s beautiful, Professor. Cotton seems very well-loved. <i>Y’know…</i> I haven’t known you for very long, but you sound like a good trainer. And I’m sure that she loves you, too.</p>
“Oh, you’re really too kind… I’m far from a great trainer, but… She depends on me. I have to do what I can.”
They shake their head. “Really, if you asked me, the only thing I’m good for is…..”
They trail off.
“SHIT, MY RESEARCH! I’m sorry, I got distracted! We need to get going!”
